Before Your Bull Runs Away, by Funke Egbemode

Husband can And TO DO default because defection East A bidirectional Street. If wives can default, SO can The husbands. If A women doesn't get Also old For moving And to be pampered, A man East Also titled has heat, kiss And cuddly. A bull East always A bull. Her loading power can reduce but charge he must. He doesn't even to want has be said Or recalled that he is not loading hard as of old. He can not be as fast And furious as he was 30 years There is but he East always dangerous has leave A bull unsupervised.

Unfortunately, a lot busy sisters not only leave their bulls not attached, they Also leave THE doors of THE stalls open And I ask myself, What means you When You TO DO such A thing, girl? WHO takes that kind of risk just because she is busy? If he is A old bull, get her batteries dump most likely won't take long, SO what is this THE indicate of ignore him? He East No longer hard work, contrary to Before When You had has beg him has release You, just check out her batteries And TO DO THE necessary regularly. Indeed, Sometimes You can not to have has TO DO any of them Download. Just socket And unplug. However, has think that A month loading doesn't need unload East as using A snakes head has scratch your nose. In other words, your aging bull always needs tender magnet care if You don't do it to want him has 'japa'.

Either way, I am worried Today about My sisters In public desk: THE deputy the governors, State And federal legislators, General managers, professors, special advisors And special assistants. They to have has been on My spirit all week. Something tell Me that A Or a few of them to have not attached bulls roaming, roar around, while searching WHO has devour. To leave Me share, In part, What arrived has A certain female politician WHO thought She had her husband Or She research him, calm bull WHO No longer necessary heat Or care. Of course, he wandered disabled once, SO Again And Again until he together up A new farm regulation, Or he sharp her old tools Again. By THE time OUR busy female politician accomplished her bull was Neither fatigue neither retired, he was harvest time. Old bull had harvest A brand new son, which look at Exactly as her First of all son but East THE even age as her last grandson. Did You just say 'Wow'? Exactly, A 64 years old women would be to have reached menopause but A 64 years old the man always obtained enough cut has demolish A 30 years pretty young thing. Anyone came up with THE term "menopause" was A mean chauvinist.

This My 'Honorable' friend East A politician base In Abuja And her businessman husband ran THE family business In Lagos. THE children are all grown up. Oga East In her 60s And My friend thought her marriage was on, House And dry. I mean, What could maybe threaten A marriage of three decades? What could A grandfather of two always be look For out her House? A lot, I say You. He turns out that Sometimes grandfathers are Also excited And needy has hang their boots. They can not be able has compete In 100 meters hyphen And marathons but a lot Men will always be In THE race until they load them disabled In A coffin. Angers And exasperation next to, if You leave your vegetables In THE reach of A goat, You are not supposed has blame THE goat. A old man needs he is comforter; old rickety bone need to be pampered. A man of which marry Already considered And treats as A “remaining quarter” won't need any of them big push has autumn In THE temptation of A pretty 30 years thing (PYT) WHO calls him "baby" And flatters him non-stop. I to hate has admit he but older Men When confronted with perky breast And farm size simply forget their age And wisdom. While her marry of 30 years tease him about her once upon a time black afro, her PYT (Pretty Young Thing) tell him her gray hair East 'such sexy'. While her Grandmother marry takes A business class back ticket In her stride, her PYT After flying business calls wanna has 'come on And give him A to treat he will Never forget.' You you see?

FIRS

Anyway, that was how, I think, Chief, THE husband of My older friend fell For A PYT And pretty She was. Pregnant Also by THE even time Madam find out. NOW, THE 'new couple' has A brand new son. When I saw THE little guys, he is about THE even age of Leader most recent grandson. It is RIGHT, he struck up A girl old enough has be her girl And he is manufacturing babies WHO should be her grandchildren.

My 'tata' WHO thought her marriage East In A on port East perplexed beyond mercy, especially because as A title man, Chief can't to have her child life out as A bastard. You can figure how he finished. Conclusion : your marriage East not House And dry if your husband can always get he up. Your business must not infringe on your that of the husband needs...

Before Your Bull Runs Away, by Funke Egbemode

Husband can And TO DO default because defection East A bidirectional Street. If wives can default, SO can The husbands. If A women doesn't get Also old For moving And to be pampered, A man East Also titled has heat, kiss And cuddly. A bull East always A bull. Her loading power can reduce but charge he must. He doesn't even to want has be said Or recalled that he is not loading hard as of old. He can not be as fast And furious as he was 30 years There is but he East always dangerous has leave A bull unsupervised.

Unfortunately, a lot busy sisters not only leave their bulls not attached, they Also leave THE doors of THE stalls open And I ask myself, What means you When You TO DO such A thing, girl? WHO takes that kind of risk just because she is busy? If he is A old bull, get her batteries dump most likely won't take long, SO what is this THE indicate of ignore him? He East No longer hard work, contrary to Before When You had has beg him has release You, just check out her batteries And TO DO THE necessary regularly. Indeed, Sometimes You can not to have has TO DO any of them Download. Just socket And unplug. However, has think that A month loading doesn't need unload East as using A snakes head has scratch your nose. In other words, your aging bull always needs tender magnet care if You don't do it to want him has 'japa'.

Either way, I am worried Today about My sisters In public desk: THE deputy the governors, State And federal legislators, General managers, professors, special advisors And special assistants. They to have has been on My spirit all week. Something tell Me that A Or a few of them to have not attached bulls roaming, roar around, while searching WHO has devour. To leave Me share, In part, What arrived has A certain female politician WHO thought She had her husband Or She research him, calm bull WHO No longer necessary heat Or care. Of course, he wandered disabled once, SO Again And Again until he together up A new farm regulation, Or he sharp her old tools Again. By THE time OUR busy female politician accomplished her bull was Neither fatigue neither retired, he was harvest time. Old bull had harvest A brand new son, which look at Exactly as her First of all son but East THE even age as her last grandson. Did You just say 'Wow'? Exactly, A 64 years old women would be to have reached menopause but A 64 years old the man always obtained enough cut has demolish A 30 years pretty young thing. Anyone came up with THE term "menopause" was A mean chauvinist.

This My 'Honorable' friend East A politician base In Abuja And her businessman husband ran THE family business In Lagos. THE children are all grown up. Oga East In her 60s And My friend thought her marriage was on, House And dry. I mean, What could maybe threaten A marriage of three decades? What could A grandfather of two always be look For out her House? A lot, I say You. He turns out that Sometimes grandfathers are Also excited And needy has hang their boots. They can not be able has compete In 100 meters hyphen And marathons but a lot Men will always be In THE race until they load them disabled In A coffin. Angers And exasperation next to, if You leave your vegetables In THE reach of A goat, You are not supposed has blame THE goat. A old man needs he is comforter; old rickety bone need to be pampered. A man of which marry Already considered And treats as A “remaining quarter” won't need any of them big push has autumn In THE temptation of A pretty 30 years thing (PYT) WHO calls him "baby" And flatters him non-stop. I to hate has admit he but older Men When confronted with perky breast And farm size simply forget their age And wisdom. While her marry of 30 years tease him about her once upon a time black afro, her PYT (Pretty Young Thing) tell him her gray hair East 'such sexy'. While her Grandmother marry takes A business class back ticket In her stride, her PYT After flying business calls wanna has 'come on And give him A to treat he will Never forget.' You you see?

FIRS

Anyway, that was how, I think, Chief, THE husband of My older friend fell For A PYT And pretty She was. Pregnant Also by THE even time Madam find out. NOW, THE 'new couple' has A brand new son. When I saw THE little guys, he is about THE even age of Leader most recent grandson. It is RIGHT, he struck up A girl old enough has be her girl And he is manufacturing babies WHO should be her grandchildren.

My 'tata' WHO thought her marriage East In A on port East perplexed beyond mercy, especially because as A title man, Chief can't to have her child life out as A bastard. You can figure how he finished. Conclusion : your marriage East not House And dry if your husband can always get he up. Your business must not infringe on your that of the husband needs...

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