Colin Jost's 5 best lines at the White House Correspondents' Dinner in 2024
THE mood was Nothing but light has THE White Home The correspondents Association Dinner In Washington, D.C. on SATURDAY night. Just out THE Washington Hilton, Or THE event took place, demonstrators gathered has demonstration THE in progress Israel-Hamas War, resistant bloody press jackets has symbolize THE 97 Palestinian journalists kill SO far Since THE October 7 attack on Israel by Hamas.
That was THE scene that greeted journalists, policies, And celebrities including Sophie Bush And Ashlyn Harris, Gayle King, host Colin Jost marry Scarlett Johansson, White Home Press secretary Karine Jean Pierre, And Florida representative Maxwell Alexander Freeze as they summoned For A night Normally known For allowing media And policy power players has dress up And to have a few amusing has A that of another costs. However, comedy was THE ultimate business of THE night, And President Joe Biden Ultimately obtained down has he, skewer ancient President Donald Asset (And, has be fair, her own media reputation) Before presentation Jost. Below, find A summary of Jost best, most in the nose policy jokes:
" Word East here! Sorry, I mean THE New York Times. I forget they TO DO thing In addition has riddles. »It is not entirely clear how This joke went down with THE New York Schedules journalists In THE bedroom, but THE Laughs were certainly audible.
"THE president doesn't call he cocaine, he calls he great speed rail."Any of them joke that the references that of Biden extreme enthusiasm For Amtrak East funny has Me, if he come Since Jost Or Since Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock.
"Were all here This evening has 'nerd prom…well, Mast Gaetz East has regular prom."Thank You, Jost, For remember What Gaetz has going lit.
"It is After ten p.m. Sleepy Joe East always awake, while Asset has spent THE last week fall asleep In court each morning, but Fox News just said he was be anti-wake-up call.Of course, manufacturing amusing of Fox News has A event as This East at hand fruit, but Sometimes at hand fruit East delicious.
"THE New York playboy took your abortion rights far, And THE guys who is trying has give them back East A 80 years old Catholic."Also real.
THE mood was Nothing but light has THE White Home The correspondents Association Dinner In Washington, D.C. on SATURDAY night. Just out THE Washington Hilton, Or THE event took place, demonstrators gathered has demonstration THE in progress Israel-Hamas War, resistant bloody press jackets has symbolize THE 97 Palestinian journalists kill SO far Since THE October 7 attack on Israel by Hamas.
That was THE scene that greeted journalists, policies, And celebrities including Sophie Bush And Ashlyn Harris, Gayle King, host Colin Jost marry Scarlett Johansson, White Home Press secretary Karine Jean Pierre, And Florida representative Maxwell Alexander Freeze as they summoned For A night Normally known For allowing media And policy power players has dress up And to have a few amusing has A that of another costs. However, comedy was THE ultimate business of THE night, And President Joe Biden Ultimately obtained down has he, skewer ancient President Donald Asset (And, has be fair, her own media reputation) Before presentation Jost. Below, find A summary of Jost best, most in the nose policy jokes:
" Word East here! Sorry, I mean THE New York Times. I forget they TO DO thing In addition has riddles. »It is not entirely clear how This joke went down with THE New York Schedules journalists In THE bedroom, but THE Laughs were certainly audible.
"THE president doesn't call he cocaine, he calls he great speed rail."Any of them joke that the references that of Biden extreme enthusiasm For Amtrak East funny has Me, if he come Since Jost Or Since Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock.
"Were all here This evening has 'nerd prom…well, Mast Gaetz East has regular prom."Thank You, Jost, For remember What Gaetz has going lit.
"It is After ten p.m. Sleepy Joe East always awake, while Asset has spent THE last week fall asleep In court each morning, but Fox News just said he was be anti-wake-up call.Of course, manufacturing amusing of Fox News has A event as This East at hand fruit, but Sometimes at hand fruit East delicious.
"THE New York playboy took your abortion rights far, And THE guys who is trying has give them back East A 80 years old Catholic."Also real.
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