Why I'm spending more time on Duolingo and less on Tinder in 2024
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Unfortunately, THE GOOD times has wine bars were little And far between, And I spent path Also a lot order too expensive Sushi Or pints of drowning in sorrow Well & Jerry right has My New York apartment When Appointment went wrong. Digital life impregnated My each move: Identifier scroll Chic brand on THE Metro on THE path has work instead of purchases little, pore on Yelp When I necessary has find A restaurant instead of just traveling down THE block, And Airbnb My path around THE world on travel. HAS THE END of 2021, My phone was certainly THE most active thing In My life, permanently lighting up with sent a text to party guest And notice about A brand new delivery agreement on Postmates And sales on THE RealReal that do A $500 pair of Wales Bonner track pants seem almost reasonable. (They were not.)
I can't say that I have promulgated A Spartan no screen diet on THE last little years, but as I head In 2024, I am feeling A plot more balance. A long term relationship has eliminated THE need has frantically slide RIGHT Or LEFT, And I am NOW more In navigation ancient stores IRL And ask friends For recommendations of Or has stay that waiting Big Technology has solve each quest For A new pair of jeans Or A hotel In Maine. I always expected (hell, dream) that My life would be get more with happiness boring as I obtained older, And having turned 30 This pass year, I can attest that East Indeed THE case.
I used has while far My Friday nights on Tinder And to leave Dotted door bagels take care of My SATURDAY mornings, but I NOW find myself Sometimes rising early (barff) And practicing My extremely bad Spanish on My Duolingo application while I TO DO coffee. I to use THE Libby public library application has read all THE mortifying celebrity memories Identifier be Also ashamed has buy In person, And My Form Swim application come In practical When I to want has save My calm knees swimming has THE interior pool by My House In Echo Park. In A particularly humiliating Or amazing feat (depending on on your advantage), I even downloaded A gardening application not Also long There is. TBH, It is A little glitch, SO I can't recommend he. How did I become This anyone?
There was A time - not SO long ago—when My phone was subject has overheated due has It is pure volume of applications. There were THE usual suspects as Uber And Spotify, of course. (I am Nothing if not A standard problem boring millennium.) But THE those that took up THE most storage And THE majority of My mental energy were THE extremely respectful of chaos dating apps: Tinder, The ex, Hinge, Feeling, basically Nothing I felt had even A 0.01% chance of link Me has My soul mate...or has less someone I could to have A reasonably GOOD time with has A wine bar.
Unfortunately, THE GOOD times has wine bars were little And far between, And I spent path Also a lot order too expensive Sushi Or pints of drowning in sorrow Well & Jerry right has My New York apartment When Appointment went wrong. Digital life impregnated My each move: Identifier scroll Chic brand on THE Metro on THE path has work instead of purchases little, pore on Yelp When I necessary has find A restaurant instead of just traveling down THE block, And Airbnb My path around THE world on travel. HAS THE END of 2021, My phone was certainly THE most active thing In My life, permanently lighting up with sent a text to party guest And notice about A brand new delivery agreement on Postmates And sales on THE RealReal that do A $500 pair of Wales Bonner track pants seem almost reasonable. (They were not.)
I can't say that I have promulgated A Spartan no screen diet on THE last little years, but as I head In 2024, I am feeling A plot more balance. A long term relationship has eliminated THE need has frantically slide RIGHT Or LEFT, And I am NOW more In navigation ancient stores IRL And ask friends For recommendations of Or has stay that waiting Big Technology has solve each quest For A new pair of jeans Or A hotel In Maine. I always expected (hell, dream) that My life would be get more with happiness boring as I obtained older, And having turned 30 This pass year, I can attest that East Indeed THE case.
I used has while far My Friday nights on Tinder And to leave Dotted door bagels take care of My SATURDAY mornings, but I NOW find myself Sometimes rising early (barff) And practicing My extremely bad Spanish on My Duolingo application while I TO DO coffee. I to use THE Libby public library application has read all THE mortifying celebrity memories Identifier be Also ashamed has buy In person, And My Form Swim application come In practical When I to want has save My calm knees swimming has THE interior pool by My House In Echo Park. In A particularly humiliating Or amazing feat (depending on on your advantage), I even downloaded A gardening application not Also long There is. TBH, It is A little glitch, SO I can't recommend he. How did I become This anyone?
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