Marcello Hernández cracks Tiger Woods DUI and Belichick jokes about age gap at ESPYs

Marcello HernAdo not hesitate made fun of the entire sports world during his 2026 ESPYs monologue…and not even legends like Tiger wood And Bill Belichick were safe.

The “Saturday Night Live” star/Wednesday Night host took the stage at New York’s David H. Koch Theater … and took the opportunity to throw some silly zingers at Jake Paul, Jalen Brunsonthe entire WNBA and more.

The biggest laughs of the 10-minute speech came at Tiger and Bill’s expense…Hernández joking the golf superstar will be on the cover of the upcoming video game “Grand Theft Auto,” a clear look at his rollover crash and drunk driving arrest in March.

Before that, Hernández said that when the Knicks last won the NBA Finals 53 years ago, Belichick was his girlfriend’s age, Jordan Hudson it’s today (the calculations don’t add up, but it’s still funny).

As for Paul, Hernández made El Gallo laugh when he mentioned his talent for fighting older guys… and Brunson was struck by the “baby nepo” narrative – but in a cool way.

No mention of Taylor Swift And Travis KelceBut maybe Hernández thought it would be low-hanging fruit.