37 Thoughts I Had While Rewatching Episode 1 of “NYC Prep”

THE news of any of them era of zeros reality to show streaming on Well done East always exciting has Me (if either of My parents, WHO spent A significant Rising of money has educate Me, are while reading that sentence, Sorry), but I to have has admit that I am Above all excited about THE streaming availability of new York Preparation, THE 2009 Well done to show Invoice as A "real life Gossip Girl,” given that I am A alum of two of THE fantasy New York City private schools Featured on THE show.

As A new ninth year student And Ghost In the way of the world a best friend losing In high school, I look at new York Preparation with all THE disgust of THE people to recap he For Gawker, narrative myself that out In THE real world, has less people find a few comic value In how supremely rich And titled a lot of My classmates were. NOW, However, I to have A weird empathy For THE children Featured on THE to show, Above all just because I truly believe that person should be on reality TV while their soft, precious brain (However pampered And Confused Burberry he can be) East always forming. That said, I am not above revisit their weaknesses For entertainment value, SO let's go dive In, duty us?

Oh, God, This episode East called "High Half of A Percent," And I am guessing It is not referent has milk fat percentage. Just THE view of the Crosse The sticks In Central Park East giving Me nostalgic urticaria. LOL, I remember feeling as such A losing hearing THE children on THE to show say that "everyone knows everyone on THE New York preparation school scene," because, Again, I pretty a lot just knew My A best friend. SO Again, she is always My best friend And were Currently on A girls' journey has The ace Las Vegas together, SO suck he, popular peers! THE new York panoramas…I get THE idea, but Why are We slide THE Chrysler Building In This atrocity? Time has meet THE gang! Jessie (blond, angry, In fashion) And PC (dark hair, rich, Kirkland brand Mandrel Low) are get drinks ? HAS A bar? HAS de-stress Since college apps? Was THE legal while drinking age just A suggestion In 2009? Am I THE Church Lady? Moving on. PC saying New York East "all about money And power" Really prefigures Roman Roy In A plot of manners. THE only thing on This to show that I can guarantor For East Jessie's steel to the eyes solve has get In college by any of them means necessary, even if he means TO DO thing For others. You don't do it hear guys saying "Rock on" SO a lot more. A shame. A slap has Already has been threat, five minutes In! Kelly (dark hair, budding singer, parents live In THE Hamptons And to leave her And her older brother live alone In THE city In What seems as A very direct example of child put to danger) East order chicken And broccoli For her family with THE credit map number She memorized long There is. City children; We Really TO DO to grow up fast! It is very adorable has see someone Mom ask about homework. Don't do it get Me fake, homework was A big part of My New York preparatory School existence, but these children to have real lives! Uh-oh, Sebastian (blond, swoopy hair; speak French; proto-Chalamet atmosphere) watch up has accident Kelly girls' dinner, And there are vibrations. Watching A teenager girl give A teenager boy her number via Blackberry has officially kill Me. Hey, It is Camille (dark hair, very leads, A year in front of Me In medium school, although I obviously Never knew her) planning out her life, which understand Harvard, A husband, two children, And become THE "business head of A genetic farm." She is lucky She dodged THE Theranos ball, TBH. Camille East verification her SAT sheet music has Sarabeth's, A restaurant that THE blond girls In My class love very a lot, as I reminder. She did GOOD! Yay! Oh, It is Taylor (long, dark hair; in a refreshing way strict Mom; THE alone public school participant on THE to show)! I just to want he has be known that Taylor would be to have had A a lot more difficult time get In her extremely highly placed new York public school that any of them of these rich children would be to have had get In their private schools. She should be sagging, Frankly! THE notion of A high school student expenses $500 A day on A regular base East manufacturing Me slightly I will, even However I knew children In high school WHO obtained $20,000 deposit In their accounts by their parents has THE to start of each semester. by Taylor Mom (very reasonably) doesn't to want has pay For A to party has A restaurant For Manhattan mini-elite, because parent...