"Brexit is no more!" It's gone, it's ceased to be, it's expired! He's an ex-Brexit!'

Mr. Britain: "Hello, I would like to file a complaint.

Mr. Tufton-Street-Loony: We close our minds for lunch.

Mr Britain: Never mind. I want to complain about this Brexit, which 52% of me bought not half an hour ago in this same shop.

Mr. Tufton-Street-Loony: Oh, yes, the Johnsonian Blue. Beautiful plumage, just needs a brush stroke and regular exercise of its lord's right. I sent my intern, Mr. Sunak, to pet him for you this morning. What's wrong?

Mr Britain: I'll tell you what's wrong. He's been dead for 7 years, that's what's wrong.

Mr Tufton-Street-Loony: No, no, that's a brilliant idea, does exactly what he said on the bus. (Looks sneaky). Honest.