76 Thoughts I Had When Watching Jennifer Lopez Again in “Monster-in-Law”

There is Nothing I love more that A J.Lo romantic comedy (Really, I believe It is her The highest art form, No offense has her Seven other careers), And Today feels as A great day has revisit THE 2005 masterpiece of THE gender Monster-in-law, which Also stars THE great Jane Fonda, Wanda Sykes, And a few generic chiseled white guys of which name I won't be googling, Sorry. Let's go dive In And revisit This classic, duty us?

Establishment blows of THERE In movies always TO DO Me SO proud has live here. I mean, It is undeniably stupid has live here (against In almost any of them other American city, financially Speaking), but look has THE beach! And THE Grove! Will Arnett East In This movie? And Elaine Stretch ? J.Lo And her extremely long, ironed flat, Nothing hair are sketch Dresses In her suspiciously huge, sunny apartment (ah, movie Magic) When Platonic Neighbor Adam Scott watch up has hang out. She can't, However, because she is disabled has to walk dogs. Ugh, I to want My job has be walk 15 dogs on A beach while while reading them their horoscopes. Astrology, dogs, beach walks; J.Lo, to welcome has THE THERE lesbian community! Meet-cute time! Generic Love Interest Guys East jogging shirtless on THE beach, as Men WHO look as that tender has TO DO, When he see J.Lo And falls In love. Likely thing has arrive! Seriously, I feel as This would be arrive has Me, Also. J.Lo East while reading her tarot cards (Again, This women East In community!) with Adam Scott And her girl best friend, narrative them about her beach crush. For what TO DO romantic comedy characters always feel SO comfortable fence their friends about not having sex? Seriously, It is not, as, My go to When trying has in a playful way tease My friends. All right, fence her For to want A guys WHO "makes A difference" done check out. J.Lo has more jobs In This movie that She do In real life! And, as note earlier, she is pretty busy In real life. (Remember her scent brand?) NOW she is has A restoration concert portion her girl best friend out, And Generic Love Interest Guys East there! Apparently he is A doctor WHO just moved back Since SF, And he is throw THE to party. Wait, East Adam Scott to attempt has play gay In This? God, I hope We Never bring back short-sleeved T-shirts on long sleeved Henley. Oops, There is Will Arnett, talk about how brave And amazing her boyfriend Dr. Love Interest East. A blond girl In A Headband East be A female dog has J.Lo, which I think shell find East A error. Flirt time! Mean Headband Blond lies has J.Lo that Dr. Love Interest East gay (In A super homophobic path, I could add). Dr. Love Interest East chasing J.Lo has No enjoy, SO he brought her coffee on THE beach while she is walk dogs, And they establish with A kiss that he East Not Gay. J.Lo tests Dr. Love Interests, GOOD, interest, by turning around And ask him has recite her eye color, And of course, he do he all romantic And such. Oh, J.Lo East A orphan! Hey, It is Jane Fonda And Wanda Sykes, two women I am always happy has see on My TV screen. Jane East confident she is about has get A increase has her news presenter job, but instead She gets licensed And departures smashing thing. Respect. All right, I know This popular little girl East supposed has represent THE The death of Broadcast Journalism And All Things GOOD And Decent, but her song East kind of…a bop? "Just take A look inside My make up bag" East A GOOD lyrical, let's go be real. Jane lose he on air And try has Throttle Lever THE popular little girl, which… no respect has all. Leave alone to fall THE girls, as France Gall once said! Jane In anger management, all therapeutic out And ready has take A long delayed journey has Africa with her son (WHO, In case You do not have put he together Again, East Dr. Love Interest), but Unfortunately, he has A new live in Girlfriend In THE mix appointed J.Lo, And Jane East not happy about he. Time has meet THE parent! Jane all In white with bright red lipstick, look incredibly intimidating, And She And J.Lo seem has be get along. Oops, spoke Also Soon: Dr. Love Interest propose, J.Lo said Yes, And Jane monsters THE Whore out In A very WASP-y, distinguished path (In public, has less). Wanda that of Sykes delivery of "You look as A condemn cockatoo" just do Me spit out coffee laughing. Jane East specifically upset that her son, THE bright surgeon, East to marry "A temperature, " which…hmm. Oh, All right, It is Also that She has No money And Jane Assumed she is A gold digger. I love Jane seaweed green sleep mask. Jane In A turban…hmm, Again. Especially Since she is embarrassing J.Lo by presentation her as "A temperature" has var...