Microsoft killed my favorite keyboard and I'm mad about it

As A professional writer, I shelf up thousands of words A day. Also a lot In do, has THE indicate Or he it hurts My brain. HAS ease This burden, I choose My tools thoroughly has minimize obstructions as THE words pour Since My spirit, outpouring through My fingers on their path has THE screen.

It is A verbose path of saying I am pretty insight about My keyboard. NOW, I have find out My favorite model has has been interrupted, And I will Never Again know THE pleasure of typing on It is delicate keys. And I am mad about he. Real mad. Because I should not be In This position has to start with!

It is Better HAS To have Love And Lost

I love how THE Sculpt design allowed My hands has to set down naturally In double with My arm, with No splay of THE wrists.

After a few research And A little trial And error, I find A keyboard that work For Me. I to hate rectangular keyboards that strength My wrists In flare towards the inside In A unnatural path. He gave Me all kinds of problems approaching THE kingdoms of ROI And carpal tunnel And other ugly things.

In turn, I came has love THE delicate curves of THE Microsoft Sculpt Ergonomic Desk. Wireless, smooth, attractive. With THE keys laid out In delicate three-dimensional curves, THE keyboard encounter My hands In their natural rest orientation, SO Perfectly I felt THE keyboard had has been do For me.

No more would be My hands cramp And My wrists twist has find THE keys. Instead, My fingers would be simply dance A little millimeters, skillfully discovery THE keys as I necessary them. My typing was fast, to do the housework, And My wrists barely moved A thumb. They rests skillfully In position ready has deliver. Oh, happiness.

Magnet This keyboard as I did, I forgiven he When he hesitant just 6 month In ownership. Abandoned keys And abandoned Connections I could not resist, but I had THE balm has hand. Identifier guard THE received as a few accumulation of paper dragon, And income has darken THE door of THE desk provide once more. I suffered THE side eyes And survey questions And LEFT with A new 'advice costs In box. OUR love affair would be continue as I racked up tens, hundreds of thousands of words with My new ally. We wrote together, We plays together, We moved House together. We were building A life together. My Plastic friend was portion Me pay My invoices. Nothing could stop We. THE words flowed And THE species flowed In turn. Such East THE life of A writer.

SO came THE to break in.

Each computer I possesses was stolen. Most of My guitars, Also. Years of data, videos, Pictures, projects… all disappeared When they door My desktop computer out THE door. They did not have taken All However. They LEFT behind My TV, My kettle, My toaster. Oh, And My Microsoft Sculpt Ergonomic Desk. Mouse, keyboard, And even THE separated digital keyboard. He was all there, except…

With THE desk, LEFT THE electronic key. Without THE dongle, My friend was death.

Irreplaceable

Talk has Logitech. They go sell You A keyboard, Or A mouse, Or fifteen of each. To exchange them In And out as You as, You can pair them all has A Single Unifying RECIPIENT. Lose THE dongle, And fear Nothing. Just buy another A And repair your devices.

Microsoft I could not find THE time has implement This on THE Sculpt Ergonomic Desk. Fashionable engineers...