35 Thoughts I Had About Taylor Swift's 'Eras ​​Tour' Movie

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God, I should to have anticipated This, but THE other people seeing This movie has noon on A Friday are very clearly high schoolchildren Cut class. Mega-charmed, despite myself, by Taylor kicking disabled THE to show with "Oh, Hi!" All right, It is has been five minutes And I have Already has been transported has another world, And am to regret THE do that I doesn't to have THE money Or moral courage required has catch Eras tickets. Hey, Taylor said "The bone Angeles”! It is Me, specifically! SO a lot of This women job must involve THE exhausting work of be Good has other people children. Wait, This took place has THE SoFi stadium? I guess It is THE only place In THERE that can accommodate Culminate Taylor. I to want A glittery money blazer. He would be work For Taylor and Beyonce concerts! All right, enough streamline. Oh, heart hands! "THERE, are You ready has go back has high school with Me?" NO!!!!! All right, "You Belong With Me" do go pretty hard, especially When Taylor recognize that a lot of It is Fans are 30 NOW. (Including Me.) All these women In THE audience look SO a lot happier that Me :/ SO Again, It is probably how I look at has THE MUNA concert on Wednesday :) Forever time just hit! I need someone on Tic Tac has educate Me has length about by Taylor mousse piano. All right, This mustard corset dress East major (not A sentence I Never expected has to write). Do by Taylor fringe change once by time, Or am I seeing things? Should I get A one-legged sparkling combination as by Taylor For Halloween that I gradually just phase In every day to carry? "LOOK WHAT YOU DO ME DO"! I am in a humiliating way dancing In My seat. Thank God I am alone In THE back row. Oh No, I am identify path more with THE moms that THE girls In THE audience. East This how aging come For You ? Slowly, SO all has once, has THE Eras Visit movie? Oh, thank God, "22" East on has distract Me Since My mortality. Another sparkling little combination I to want! Would be A tiny glittery cape look GOOD on Me? Sorry, All right, No more fashion reverie. This sliding roof Taylor East to perch on looks creepy, but SO Again, I am A known coward about Heights. Folklore cabin :) When Taylor said "August slipped far as A bottle of wine," She supposed he. (Literally how East he mid-October?) Sparkling Watch: NOW by Taylor backup dancers are resistant long, sparkling black coats I covet. Oh, I can see several people tears In THE audience. OH MY GOD, "Shake He Disabled"! All right, NOW I am A of THE tears people.