And then I saw his shoes, now I believe: Shrek themed fangs are coming, God help us all

These “Shrek” Crocs aren’t just for adults with poor judgment and money management, either. No, you can also buy them in children's and toddler sizes, for all those young ones who want to have the ugliest shoes on the playground. Here is the price breakdown for each pair:

Shrek DreamWorks Classic Adult Clogs ($59.99) DreamWorks Shrek Classic Kids Clogs ($49.99) Shrek DreamWorks Classic Toddler Clogs ($44.99) Crocs

Official Crocs “Shrek” will be available beginning at 12:00 p.m. EST on Wednesday, September 13 at Crocs.com, as well as at Crocs retail stores and select wholesale partners worldwide. But you might want to be quick, because the "Shrek" fandom can turn into a dangerous mob very quickly. They are furious, they blow and they steal your “Shrek” Crocs.

I hope we also get a pair of Donkey Crocs in the future, covered in fur and syrup. You know, because he likes waffles.