From a 'dark' room to 'awful' live music: The Mail's hotel inspector gives this Hilton London property a one-star rating...

The inspector checks out the found items, which are near St. Paul's Cathedral Remember, the inspector pays his way...and says it like it's READ MORE: Tips and advice for traveling during the European heat wave

This is madness. Rooms at Lost Property - 145 in number - cost over £200 without breakfast and most cost around £400. Many of these rooms, regardless of category, have frosted windows.

No natural light, made worse by the fact that I'm staying on the ground floor floor.

While checking in - and before being confronted by the frosted windows - I hear screams coming from the bar/restaurant and I guess it's karaoke night here at Lost Property almost opposite St Paul's Cathedral, just up the road from Fleet Street in London.

"We have live music tonight," the receptionist says - and then she agrees with me that it's a terrible noise.

"I'm so sorry but they finish at 9pm," she said.

Inspector checks in at the Lost Property hotel (above) in London, which is part of the Hilton Collection by Curio

While inspecting my spooky £200 basement room — which find it equipped for people with reduced mobility — I ask to see the manager on duty.

'I like the room, actually,' says her.

"Can I cancel and go somewhere else?", I ask.

'It will not be possible because you have exceeded the deadline for cancellations.'

So I'm stuck in this Hilton Collection by Curio non- sense,...

From a 'dark' room to 'awful' live music: The Mail's hotel inspector gives this Hilton London property a one-star rating...
The inspector checks out the found items, which are near St. Paul's Cathedral Remember, the inspector pays his way...and says it like it's READ MORE: Tips and advice for traveling during the European heat wave

This is madness. Rooms at Lost Property - 145 in number - cost over £200 without breakfast and most cost around £400. Many of these rooms, regardless of category, have frosted windows.

No natural light, made worse by the fact that I'm staying on the ground floor floor.

While checking in - and before being confronted by the frosted windows - I hear screams coming from the bar/restaurant and I guess it's karaoke night here at Lost Property almost opposite St Paul's Cathedral, just up the road from Fleet Street in London.

"We have live music tonight," the receptionist says - and then she agrees with me that it's a terrible noise.

"I'm so sorry but they finish at 9pm," she said.

Inspector checks in at the Lost Property hotel (above) in London, which is part of the Hilton Collection by Curio

While inspecting my spooky £200 basement room — which find it equipped for people with reduced mobility — I ask to see the manager on duty.

'I like the room, actually,' says her.

"Can I cancel and go somewhere else?", I ask.

'It will not be possible because you have exceeded the deadline for cancellations.'

So I'm stuck in this Hilton Collection by Curio non- sense,...

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