Noah Kahan urges fans not to poop in seats after video goes viral

Noah Kahan has a #1 rule for #2s on his stadium tour…if nature calls, head to the restroom, don’t leave a stool sample behind.

The singer turned to X after a viral video emerged showing alleged feces left near the seats after his concert Friday night at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia, the first stop on his “The Great Divide” tour.

Trying to make light of the shitty situation, Kahan admitted: “I pooped my pants as much as the next 29-year-old.”

But he urges fans to help alleviate stadium staffing, “there’s a venue employee there with a 1000 yard stare after we sort this out.”

The post quickly took off online, with fans cracking up over Kahan’s brutally honest plea — and his admission that he’s apparently no stranger to embarrassing bathroom mishaps.

The alleged mess became a hot topic on social media after videos surfaced showing what appeared to be human feces near the seating area. TMZ hasn’t independently verified what substance was actually in the videos, but the footage speaks for itself.

It’s definitely not the kind of viral moment Kahan was hoping for to kick off his world tour, but his message couldn’t have been clearer, enjoy the music… but don’t leave any “surprises” behind for the cleanup crew.

We have done a foolish duty and contacted Citizens Bank Park for any verification on the brown substance, so far no response.