“My friends all smell like weed or little babies”: Taylor Swift reveals an age-old truth

Taylor Swift last album, THE Torture Poets Department, abandoned Today, And It is complete of THE types of clever observations about millennium existence that We have come has to wait for Since THE popular star. Case In indicate: In her duo with Florence Welch, "Florida!!!", She sing: "My friends all smell of grass Or little babies." Can You imagine A more succinct path of summons up THE rigid divide In THE friendship groups of most Thirties?

Contrary to THE generations Before We, millennials to have delayed growth up For as long as possible. While college was supposed has be A bridge has adulthood, In a lot manners, he just guard We younger For longer, particularly if You went has THE sort of school that encouraged frenzy while drinking. When I diploma Since Durham University In 2009, We were always In THE medium of A economic slow-down, And he was often said that We were enter THE job walk has A of THE worse periods In history (has which Gen. Z said: Socket My drink).

This stuffy adulthood directed has unending unpaid internships And A real despair around career progress, who when coupled with THE accommodation crisis And soaring rents – i.e. THE chance of We Never possess property felt non-existent. With No END aim has to focus on, a lot, particularly In London, instead spent their hard earned money on enjoy All youth had has offer (especially in terms of inebriation). THE increase of sharing accommodation Also stimulated on unending evenings And hangover as We tent has bind with OUR new friends, while THE invention of Uber supposed he was Easier (And cheaper) has get House After, too.

He was has THE even time In THE 2010s that dating apps First of all took disabled, giving We A apparently unending conveyor belt of potential the partners. This gamification of romance Also directed has more of We waiting has adjust down, with A real "THE grass East greener " psychology In place. And a lot of We always do not have find THE a—so, of course, were delusional has Fred Again while We always can. OUR parents were on average 24 (Mom) And 27 (dad) When they obtained married In THE 1970s; In 2019, that age had resurrected has 37 (women) And 39 (Men). In the meantime, THE average age has which people to have their First of all child East 30.9.